Al's Quotes

"Why do I have a feeling this is going to be a big number?"

"Gooshie, I could kiss you, if you didn't have bad breath."

"Gooshie, if I should disappear from existence, I leave everything to my first wife, Beth."

"You are a real means good guy."

"Actually I've been in the waiting room talking to this kid you've leaped into."

"Sam, there's something hinky going on around here."

"I'd give anything to see my dad and my sister for a few days."

"Sam! You're throwing away a perfectly good fan sandwich!"

"I would never kid about basketball."

"It boggles the mind!"

"Take a hike Mr. Morals. Calavicci's taking over!"

"You're a real nozzle."

"Don't hit him, Sam."

"Sam, you really know how to take a punch."

"I'll get you out of this. No matter what it takes, I'm gonna get you out of this."

"What you do is what you have to do, and then we can get the hell out of here."

"Now I'm tuned into the mentally absent."

"You are not pregnant!"